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The UterusHas EnteredThe Chat!

“If your uterus could send you ONE WhatsApp message right now, what would it say?”Funny, witty, brutally honest, painfully relatable. We want it all.
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THE PRIZE

A mini Circle 2.0 goodie bag.

One winner takes home a specially curated mini goodie bag, packed with treats from the brands that supported Circle 2.0: The Cycle Edition. Basically, a hug in a bag.

your uterus would want you to have it
HOW IT WORKS

Four steps to goodie bag glory.

1

Send your message

Answer the question below. One entry per person, so make it count.

Until Sun 15 Nov
2

Join the chat

We read every entry. Approved answers go up on the chat wall for everyone to enjoy.

Updated every few days
3

The final four

We pick our four funniest finalists, and they go head to head in Instagram Story polls.

Mon 16 Nov
4

Your votes decide

The finalist with the most votes wins the goodie bag. Follow us so you don’t miss the polls.

Winner revealed Tue 17 Nov
YOUR TURN

What would yours say?

Keep it short, like a real text. Cheeky is welcome, cruel isn’t. Need a nudge? A few to get you going:

Saw you bought white jeans. Bold.
Why are we crying at a dog food advert? Asking for a friend.
Cancel your plans. I’ve booked us in for five days of chaos.
Examples from us, not entries.
Keep it under 200 characters0/200

We only use your details to run this giveaway and contact the winner, then delete them within 3 months. See our privacy policy.

THE CHAT WALL

The group chat you didn’t know you needed.

Every approved message, straight from the uteruses of our community. Have a scroll, have a laugh, and tell your friends to get their entry in.

Uterus Group Chat
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THE SMALL PRINT

The boring (but important) bit.

Opens: Tue 3 Nov 2026Closes: Sun 15 Nov 2026, 11.59pmFinal vote: Mon 16 NovWinner: Tue 17 NovFree to enter · UK · 18+
Full terms and conditions
  1. The promoter is The Women’s Circle UK Ltd, registered in England and Wales, company number 17459890. Contact: sophie@thewomenscircle.uk.
  2. The giveaway is open to UK residents aged 18 or over. It is free to enter and no purchase is necessary. Employees of The Women’s Circle and their immediate families can’t enter.
  3. To enter, submit your answer to the question using the form on this page between Tuesday 3 November 2026 and 11.59pm (UK time) on Sunday 15 November 2026. Late entries won’t be counted.
  4. One entry per person. Entries must be your own original work, and must not be offensive, discriminatory, hurtful to others or about real, identifiable people. We may decline or remove any entry at our discretion.
  5. We moderate every entry. Approved entries are shown on this page with the name you give us. By entering, you agree we may share your answer, name and Instagram handle on our website and social media.
  6. After entries close, The Women’s Circle team will choose four finalists based on humour, originality and relatability. The finalists will be put to a public vote using Instagram Story polls on @thewomenscircleuk on Monday 16 November 2026. The finalist with the most votes wins. If there’s a tie, the team will choose the winner from the tied finalists.
  7. We may disqualify any entry or finalist where we reasonably believe votes have been manipulated, or these terms have been broken.
  8. The prize is one mini Circle 2.0 goodie bag of products and treats from brands that supported Circle 2.0. Contents may vary. There is no cash alternative and the prize can’t be transferred. We’ll post the prize to a UK address free of charge.
  9. The winner will be announced on our Instagram on Tuesday 17 November 2026 and contacted by email or Instagram direct message. If they don’t reply within 7 days, we may choose another finalist instead.
  10. We will never ask you to pay anything, or for your bank or card details, to claim a prize. Please ignore any account that does.
  11. We use your details only to run this giveaway, and delete them within 3 months of it closing, unless you’ve asked to join our newsletter. See our privacy policy.
  12. This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, administered by or associated with Instagram, Meta or WhatsApp.
  13. We’re a community, not a clinic. Nothing in this giveaway is medical advice.

Want to be part of the next circle?

Get in touch today. Tell us your story, ask a question, or just come say hello.

Get in touch → sophie@thewomenscircle.uk
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